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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.

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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.

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I enjoy how you fixed it by making it more ridiculous.
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