“Alright this is against Arsenal so we need to come up with a reason to make this goal stand.”
“We don’t really have a good angle on the ball on the touchline so we’ll say that is in.”
“Perfect but what about this push in the back or offside.”
“Shit! Call Jeddah, we need a wire transfer asap!”
“Got it, we’ll just cycle through replays for a couple minutes.”
“Transfer complete.”
“Goal stands.”