Seeing as the international break is starting, I thought I’d get discussion underway with a very serious topic: can Ben Stiller predict the future? Specifically, can Ben Stiller predict Arsenal Football Club’s transfer strategy?

What’s the evidence for this claim, you may ask? Well, Ben Stiller is the one of the masterminds behind the Apple TV show Severance that came out in early 2022 (if you haven’t checked it out, it’s really good!). Well, on a recent watch of the show I noticed that there is a family on the show by the name of Arteta. In the show, they have just had their third child, Bradley. Their other children? Declan and Kai… Coincidence? Wait until we sign a footballer by the name of Bradley in January…