For real, though, if you’re getting held up, you’re better off having $20 or $30 bucks to give. You don’t want someone who’s desperate and angry enough to hold you up in the first place getting upset at you because you use Apple Pay, like a lib.

This tiger doesn’t rob, getting only $10-$50 in a mugging sucks, the good shit is when you get multiple pinless credit cards and max them out with Nintendo switch 2s to fuck over scalpers by flooding the second hand market.