PugJesus@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.