Why YSK: These tips may help you pick a more ripe, juicier, sweeter watermelon.
This was bullshit the first 2000 times it was posted to reddit and it’s still bullshit here.
I just roll my eyes at it now.
FYI there is no reliable way to tell if a watermelon is ripe after it is harvested. The most reliable indicator is the tendril on the node the peduncle is attached to. When it is fully dry, the fruit is ready.
Show us on the watermelon where the internet hurt you
<shows pale, tasteless spot>
Fruit don’t have “genders,” this is complete bullshit
Even on lemmy people still aren’t bothering to fact check things. Disappointing.
The fuck is a “male” plant ovary?
I spent a season working in a packing house for watermelons. They’d come in by the crateload and we were allowed to just grab one to eat any time we wanted.
The trick I was taught, and which proved to be pretty reliable over the course of the season, was to feel the veins. (This is possibly what’s being described as webbing here?) Watermelons aren’t smooth, they have wide “veins” running top to bottom and you can feel them if you put your hand flat on the side of the melon. The bigger/poofier/wider the veins, the more ripe is it.
Sus
Tell me more about your veiny melons.
😳
In my family we just slap the watermelons
Don’t be melon dramatic
