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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

makes me feel alright

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makes me feel alright

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Shmoke and a pancake?

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      Crepe and a bong?

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    bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible

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      Hmmm… edibles

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        Mmmm… Goblin…

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    2 joints

    Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.

    Like just so much produce.

    Become a plant

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    I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…

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    …And here’s to the old olds.

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    Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.

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      Can it be for me then?

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    This might work if the joint has only CBD and no THC.

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    I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.

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      You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)

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    Smoke 2 joints in the morning

    Smoke 2 joints at night

    Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon

    Makes me feel alright…

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      I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.

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    someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts

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      I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?

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      We could call it /c/treehouse

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        Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…

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    Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

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      Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.

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        never heard of this. how does that work?

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          I don’t know what the biological mechanism is. But if you talk to doctors or nurses that work in high volume general medicine like an Urgent Care or ER, they are bound to have anecodotes. Sometimes it comes with CHS, not sure if it’s actually related or a coincidence.

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        Wait for real?

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          Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.

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      I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.

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    Imagine, that torch must smell.

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    I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.

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    Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard

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      I have never been that high in my entire life.

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      If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.

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      And now I’ve got that guitar solo in my head. Hell yeah

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