As a machinist a lathe is the first thing that comes to mind, you get some clothing or even a rope caught in the wrong place and it’ll eat you alive
I could bore him to death with Teams meetings.
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Lock that fucker in the burnout oven and see how long they exist at 800°F (~426°C)
Lock them in the server room for a few days, maybe hypothermia?
An industrial wood chipper (used in saw mills). The disc is 5’ 6", holds 6 x 18" knives and can chip an 8’ x 15" diametre log in about 1 to 2 seconds.
It is deadly as they come.
I have a stack of planer blades at home and even turned one into a rough machete
You could definitely kill a villain with my laptop, if you fired it with sufficient force from a cannon.
A germy child that sneezes on its face. Teaching is a constant state of protecting yourself from biological warfare.
Stage engineer: Fly system.
Thanks for this. It led me to a super interesting Wikipedia article on it.
Crushing depression.
Although that’s not really for my job since I don’t have one.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from horror movies it’s that unless you have some weird satanic ritual, nothing can stop the bad guy.
But also, I’m a janitor at McDonald’s; I could probably slow them down with soapy water or even just leaving the floor oily. I doubt they wear non-slip shoes. Pull some Scooby Doo shit, slick up the floor, Jason comes after me and slides into the freezer, which I then lock.
You could Rorschach them with 🍟
Does it necessarily need to be the tools of your specific job? You might not use the deep fryer in the execution of your personal duties, but it is at your job and, I imagine, could have an impact if you could get your opponent to it. (Perhaps even combining it with your previously mentioned strategy.)
I was just assuming the fryer or other actual weaponry (like knives) wouldn’t do any lasting damage to the supernatural horror pursuing me. But Home Alone style mayhem would be fun. Incorporate the grills, the fryer, etc into a Rube Goldberg machine of pain.
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I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.
- Hit them with a bowling ball.
- Beat them with a bumper stick.
- Make a Molotov cocktail.
- Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.
Recently retired from a place that makes rocket engines, and there’s just so much. Start with a rocket engine itself - the combustion gasses are like 3300 C (6000 F) with more than 400,000 lb of thrust. But there’s a lot associated. We dealt with lots of liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen. We have a giant braze oven that we can put a whole rocket nozzle into. It’s quite an arsenal.
Carpal tunnel slasher can’t hold a knife
