I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn’t have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It’s anti-natural.
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Eww. Just fucking eww.
narrator: please don’t place a ring in a woman’s vagina people
Notice he didn’t say who’s wedding ring…
Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
Yea, one woman goatses herself and everybody throws them in then picks them out like car keys
But who was wedding ring?
Mmmmm, yeast infection…
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Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)…
Rings are typically found on fingers, which get washed when hands get washed.
You’ll understand when you’re older.
The ring finger is a weird finger to use, just saying - Older Person
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I use it in tandem with my other 4 fingers.
Still, if I was planning an evening of sexy times that might get digital, hygiene considerations would include cleaning the ring separately (assuming the ring was going to be involved at all).
A proper manicure is super important.
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It’s implied the ring is on a finger. The finger on a hand. A hand that is washed.
This might be the issue. Unless you separately wash the ring, bacteria will almost certainly remain along the edges of the ring after washing your hands.
Oh boy! That’s my representative. I’m so proud /s
Mmm look at all those trackers in that hyperlink. Delicious.
I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol
If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare
why did you do this to me
googleadservices is on my blacklist.
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