LOL so true! I guess they can be fun for some people, but I’ve personally never used any of the settings. Just the strength, ofc!
Win chess tournaments actually. If you know, you know.
A move the chess books shall forever remember as the Alleged Niemann
LOL
I do know, actually. That’s really fucking funny 😂
Yeah, no. I have no need for bzzt-bzzt-bzztbzztbzzt. Or BZZZZzzzzzz…zzzzzZZZZZ for that matter. Just gimme that BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ until I pass out.
I feel like whoever hasn’t lived the 90 minute BZZZZzzzzzz…zzzzzZZZZZ frustration, is missing out.
It’s not your every day get-shit-done setting, but it is worth it
Get a long lasting friend (or extra batteries) and have a self care day 🩷
YESS
Big BZZZZZZZ please :3does this suffice?
BZZZZZZZZZZ
That’s amazing actually 😂
Thanks 🤣
Since you can clearly understand the codes that I’ve been sending, you had better be doing exactly what I’ve been telling you to, like a good girl. I guess you don’t know how much trouble I’ve gone through to reach you about your cars extended warranty, but you will tonight 👀
Wait…wha? Extended warranty? But I don’t even have a driver’s license! I think you greatly overestimate my intelligence 😭
It’s a common robocall opening in US states where cold calling is legal, and presumably leads to an expensive subscription service
The idea is to use the rhythm with a partner. The vibrator is the drums to your band
I spent hours today looking at orgasm control stuff, so they seem to be for edging / ruining orgasms
I see…I personally wouldn’t appreciate that tho, considering how long it takes me to even get there. Takes ages! 😭
You’re supposed to hook it to your fav. B2tB PMV.
The PMV would vibrate/thrust to the beat.They’re good for like a short period of time getting warmed up I feel, I never stick with it though








