No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

What, you egg?

Stabs him

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

This is what happens when you downsize the team responsible for auto generating these responses

AI is tryna tell you something. Go all in on eggs and hodl

It predicted they will get super expensive 🫰.

Mayonegg

For a second I thought “love, mom” was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!