Did you puke on the carpet?

you meen the frowup place mat?
Yes
Who’s a good boy?
Me! I am! I’m a good boy!
oh i did not know you were a good boy that is nice
wtf bro

Did you eat the puke?
they btooked it away fromb me
Oh, he ate it.
Sniff any good ass lately?
thats privut
Would you like a treat?
YOU HAVE TREABT?
Yeah! It’s chicken, here, have some:

You haven’t answered a single question. Bad dog.
im am soary

Is ur bewwy feewing bewter? :3
yus but i am goingn to pretemd it doesent so i can have them give to me some pumkin
How’s your stomach feeling?
fuzzey
Evewyone always ask why the dog never how the dog
May i boop that snoot?
hello
A dog will eat grass to help settle their upset stomach. It’s not typically the grass that causes throwing up, it is usually a symptom indicating a problem caused by something else.
Good day?
yus
Eating ‘too many grass’? You mean like in ‘edibles’ (special brownies maybe)?
um like it was greem
what kinda grass How many too?
green. a lot




