- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
My mom used to say that if I didn’t eat soup I’d get a hole in my stomach
She was putting into the soup the antidote to the poison your father was using to kill you. Good thing you ate the soup.
Oh it was not super effective in getting me to eat my soup as a kid :3
I like soup now tho
How’s your liver?
Mine used to say if I ate too much cucumber I’d get a stomachache. Which is such an odd thing to restrict for an 8 year old…