the larger overarching joke here is that in the original Metroid everyone just assumed that Samus was male and the reveal at the end of the game was a huge deal back in 86.’ Samus is even referenced as “him” in the games manual.
Haaayyy…wait a dang minute.
Id edit this on on the right side but im on my phone at work
Here you go. Also on my phone at work 😂
Link and Zelda
They’re both obviously Zelda, but the one on the right looks like the princess.
But Zelda is the princess…
Yeah, right, and mario is always kidnapped by bowser. /s
I held my phone upside down to make the joke work. 🤝
Came to the comments to say this
Wait is this another joke about not having pockets
Zero Suit Samus = Samus with zero suit.
Ah… I meant to search “zero clothes Samus”, thanks.
Also, it came from Zero Mission.
Can’t remember which one it was, but I remember a rumor when I was young, horny boy, that if you completed the game within a certain time she would be revealed naked. I tried so hard to get to that time point, but never could.
I guess this is how speedrunning was born
This is true kinda! It’s actually in a bathing suit though.
I got that far, but the rumor was at a faster time, can’t remember what it had to be under, you’d get the full monty.
Ooooh okay that makes sense. Thats a classic CLASSIC sounding gaming urban legend. I love it.
Does anyone remember the Easter egg in the original Doom where the dancer would take off her top and bounce a little? 11 year old protist sure remembers. I’m totally failing to find any reference to this on the internet
I had a 486 66mhz I think it was? Anyway, I turned the graphics up to max and enjoyed a very choppy striptease 🤣
I had so much cash on me it’s not even funny.
That sounds more like a Duke Nukem thing.
My god, you’re right. I would’ve sworn up and down I never even played duke nukem. This scene is not in good taste lmao
Free demo discs and downloads were everywhere in the shareware days. Maybe you played one of those?
Yeah, not a lot of living humans in classic DOOM 😛
But if you’re looking for shirtless… quadrapeds… it’s got tonnes!
Smh my head
Shaking my head (my head)
The duality of Samus.
Isn’t Samus a woman? Aren’t these the same character?
That’s the joke.
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. eh kills space piretes and doesn’t afraid of anything.
The big boobs and big ass are the armour in most cases
I’m fine with it.
They reflect the attacks by the power of boing boing.
I wish this were true irl, then I’d be invulnerable.
…but not impenetrable 👀
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if that means what I think it means…🤭
Ironic
Fuckin’ LOL
I just want a male with a female-like armor. Why’s life so though?
Raiden in MGS2 was a pioneer
Yeayea! Kojima’s such a genius
Sounds like you need to play some Monster Hunter!
Omg, I actually love that game series! Thanks to my bro who introduced it to me.
Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave has got your back. They’ve got full on boob window and open stomach options for both Avatars. I think even thigh window, but I can’t remember.
Added to my “List of games I have to play before I die or else I’ll go to hell”
