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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 27 days ago

men of the rule, is this true?

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men of the rule, is this true?

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 27 days ago
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    27 days ago

    Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time

    • Laser@feddit.org
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      27 days ago

      One day, your desires will devour you

  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
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    And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      tjoccy mjölk :(

    • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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      but u need the choccy mjölk to wash down the câke!

      (happy cake day!)

    • Zagorath@quokk.au
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      Damn lactose intolerance

      Worth it though for the tjøccy mjölk

      • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Try oatmeal “milk”, sometimes I like it more than bovine secretion.

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          Oh there deff are products out there that beat milk. I used to drink chocolate soymilk. Upsides: it genuinely tastes delicious (depending on the brand) and it’s a lot easier on the tummy.

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    1 man 2 cups

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    Put 4 shots of espresso in them then yes.

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      That’s why I order a mocha. It’s chocky milk and no one can accuse you of not being an adult.

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    Can confirm, though 'tis the season to start substituting eggnog for the choccy milk.

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      You skipped Apple cider season!

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    Patently untrue.

    We desire to drink directly from the jug.

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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  • luciole (they/them)@beehaw.org
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    aw gosh I never realized I could fantasize about a second one 🫠

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    Milk is for baby cows. Real men drink chocolate beer.

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      Beer float: A nice stout or porter with a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

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    Anybody else sees an optical illusion in which the right-hand glass is tilted to the left?

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      That’s enough choccy for you today (because I’m seeing it two).

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    I’m definitely known to dabble in some chocolate milk

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    moth does not like the taste of milk. or the idea of it either.

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      deleted by creator

  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
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    Heck imagine three glasses of chocolate milk

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      I don’t live alone so this would be inhumane.

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    Nope, there’s a third.

    Third glass of chocolate milk.

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    Yes, and I do so lol But now I’m of the age where the second fantasy has to stay a fantasy or my fantasy of still fitting into my pants will be what remains a fantasy…

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