- Erotic Culinary Sciences
- Antisocial Studies
- Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
- Brewery Appreciation
- Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
- Livestock Inversion Studies
What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
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Cow tipping
Tipping culture is getting out of hand.
Applied Racism
You mom sounds cool. :)
Aren’t all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
101
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
This guy pedants
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
Bottom 101: It’s better to receive than to give.
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
I prefer Sudanology
Onion genetics
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
Sex toy design
And testing
In the adult entertainment industry
gender studies
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?
