Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.
Approximately $1139.32 per poodle
My math says $1201.92
They said approximately.
Why would you spend that money on a poodle when you could use it for a psychic?
What about a psychic poodle?
Sure, if you buy purebreds with documentation or something, JFC. Anyone willing to pay $12,000 for one dog needs to be taxed harder.
It would be $1,200 though
The only reason to pay that much is if you’re planning on starting breeding yourself.
If you breed yourself you’re going to spend a hell of a lot more than $1,200. Especially if you plan on sending them to college.
I guess you just don’t love dogs enough.
If you loved dogs you wouldn’t be buying purebreds.
If your dog doesn’t look like a Spanish Habsburg I don’t want it.
Clearly. Maybe across it’s lifetime I’d spend that but not on the adoption papers
Wow, didn’t know poodles were that expensive.
I’d just get a street dog, costs nothing and will be your best friend ☺️.
If only there was some way she could have seen that coming.
The psychics certainly saw that coming.
That could support 10 lemmy devs!
For 5 years?
Software engineers make buku bucks
I was going to correct you, but after doing a web search, it appears that “buku” is an alternative spelling of “beaucoup.” Neat!
I was also going to correct. Thanks for doing the work!
For 1 year unfortunately, it would support 3 lemmy devs for 3.33 years
5×1=5 ≠ 3×3⅓=10
Eww… don’t buy animals, adopt.
You do still have to pay for them though.
The elites don’t want you to know this but the dogs at the park are free you can take them home I have 416 dogs.
Adoption isn’t free tho…
I suppose that’s an argument from someone who thinks a poodle is replacement for therapy.
If you prefer, $500,000 can get you 5 1993 AMERTEK 4000L
What’s that in metric?
432 metric poodles
158 french bulldogs
still need banana for scale
They’re the only options you deserve.
Let me consult my crystal ball… Yes! https://lemmy.ml/post/7368802
Can confirm all Melissa’s are like this