I am your sausage - An endearing term I thought I would never hear.
Yes, that’s why they call it the hot beef injection.
Depends on how cooked you are.
You think about weird stuff in the shower.
And based off the last few words we can surmise OP is likely having a stroke… while in the shower thinking about sausage
is that a masturbation euphuism ?
The word you’re looking for is “euphemism.”
Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren’t any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.
That’s what Grindr is for, right?
The cylinder must not be damaged.
I could’ve lived my life without reading this and I would’ve been happy.
It’s real, called “F. Dick Sausage Stuffer”
You first bro.
Correct.
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Buddy, you need a boyfriend
Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.
You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.
If you eat a sausage, does that make you a metasausage? Sausage²?
Are you a poop sausage?
Sausages are sealed at both ends, humans generally aren’t sealed. We’re poop stuffed meat tubes.
We do have sphincters that separate various parts of our digestive tract…
Yeah but that’s temporary, a sausage needs to be cut open or torn.
Thank you, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart
Sausage casings are made from the small intestines (usually from pigs but you can get them from other animals), not the rectum or large intestines. And it’s not even the whole intestine but a lining or something like that. So you’re not going nearly far enough to be considered a sausage.
You don’t know me.
No because we don’t make sausages with rectums.
SatansMaggotyCumFart is a modern philosopher in the Diogenes mold.
