A bagel.

Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed

Blinker fluid for my car

Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife’s meds for me?

Thanks.

Edit: there shouldn’t be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I’ll send you the cash.

Slushie pls! Its 99¢ day for an extra large

A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino

How about a nice caramel frappe ? Nothing better.

Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.

One of those java monsters sounds kinda nice rn ngl

A box of vegan ice cream sandwiches would be great, thank you.

If you could grab me a snack wrap, that’d be awesome bruh!

A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.

If you can find some rock candy…