I mean, you’re on the right track, but it’s a little stop and GO at the moment. Maybe you need more dad joke train-ing.

Those are the no go trains, easy mixup I’ll forgive you

So that’s what they call a Go/No-Go?

Don’t be so hard on them. They’re still training.

What do you call stopped GO trains?

It doesn’t matter, they won’t arrive at your station when you call them.

the stopped go trains are down due to a netnotworking issue.

Didn’t say “Simon says”

Those trains truly look locked-up

Can’t they make up their mind? Are they GO trains or STOP trains?!?!

They’re not moving, so you need to yell “GO!” until they start.

Maybe you could mix this in somehow?