My digimon digigirlfriend is digipreggers with a digiegg and won't get a digibortion. I don't want to be a digidad but I also don't want to pay digichild support. What do I digido?

Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip · 1 day ago

My digimon digigirlfriend is digipreggers with a digiegg and won't get a digibortion. I don't want to be a digidad but I also don't want to pay digichild support. What do I digido?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

Digiman up and take digicare of your digiprogeny, change those digidiapers and put them through digicollege so they can get a good digijob and take digicare of you when you’re digiold

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 day ago

Just be a digideadbeat

gastroglizzy@piefed.social · 1 day ago

Shove her down the digistairs

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · edit-2 1 day ago

Join the digimilitary? She’s gonna digido it with or without you digidawg.