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“Go away! Baitin’!”
If they knock: a polite “I’ll be out in a moment”
If they bust in like some kind of shitting Kool-Aid man: a cheerful “HOWDY!” with sustained eye contact.
Simple “yo”
I do a loud, “eh, yo”
Me estoy cagando
“Not sure you’re gonna want this”
“This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent
Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”
shits and screams
Gaza! I mean, occupied!
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
I just say “What?” Firm but kind. Unless you are yanking on the door then it’s “WHAT?”
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
OccuuuuuuPAAAADDDDOOO
“3D printing in progress”
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
