The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoI could get that for you, but I won't.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square398fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down129
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageI could get that for you, but I won't.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square398fedilink
minus-squareRobotsLeftHand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 days agoYou’re trying really hard to be objectively correct about this silliness. No wonder there’s a stigma about coffee snobs.
minus-squarenull_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down10·5 days agoI’m not trying to be objectively correct at all. It’s just really easy to make fun of people who drink poncy “milk” because everyone secretly wants it to be some magical elixir delicately squeezed from the nipples of plump little oats tended by fat little bumble bees in Tasmania.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days ago I’m not trying to be objectively correct at all. Literally you: “Of course proper milk is superior to oat milk.”
minus-squarenull_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·4 days agoThat’s very obviously a subjective statement.
You’re trying really hard to be objectively correct about this silliness. No wonder there’s a stigma about coffee snobs.
I’m not trying to be objectively correct at all.
It’s just really easy to make fun of people who drink poncy “milk” because everyone secretly wants it to be some magical elixir delicately squeezed from the nipples of plump little oats tended by fat little bumble bees in Tasmania.
Literally you: “Of course proper milk is superior to oat milk.”
That’s very obviously a subjective statement.