willya@lemmyf.ukM to Sex Meme Pit@lemmyf.ukEnglish · 11 months agoYour job could be a lot worseNSFWthumbsnap.comimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down114
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minus-squarewillya@lemmyf.ukOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down10·11 months agoI forgot the vast majority of lemmings like playing with giant dildos.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoOkay but like actually what’s so bad about it?
minus-squarewillya@lemmyf.ukOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down11·edit-211 months agoYou want me to break down why I wouldn’t want to be molding, painting, and stroking giant cocks all day?
minus-squareDarkThoughts@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down3·11 months agoBecause you’re a closeted homophobe and touching fake dicks secretly turns you on?
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down5·edit-211 months agoThey aren’t cocks, though? They’re artificial materials in the approximate form of cocks. Just as this is not a pipe, that is not a cock.
I forgot the vast majority of lemmings like playing with giant dildos.
Okay but like actually what’s so bad about it?
You want me to break down why I wouldn’t want to be molding, painting, and stroking giant cocks all day?
Because you’re a closeted homophobe and touching fake dicks secretly turns you on?
They aren’t cocks, though? They’re artificial materials in the approximate form of cocks. Just as this is not a pipe, that is not a cock.