SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square301fedilinkarrow-up1962arrow-down113
arrow-up1949arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square301fedilink
minus-squareeryndalor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·1 day ago60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoThere’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoI do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
minus-squarehouseofleft@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 day agoTbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 day agoThe IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
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