I’ll get the ball rolling:
Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)
Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.
James Bond: Singlepussy.
James settles down and gets monogamous.
Screenplay - “Goldfinger” (1964)
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James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.
Bond: “Do you exshpect me to talk?”
Goldfinger: Scoffs “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She’s really into you!”
Bond: Relieved “Sure, I could do that.”
Goldfinger shuts off the laser.
Goldfinger: “Good.”
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ROLL END CREDITS
🎶Goldfinger. He’s the man, the man with the matchmakers touch…"🎶
I did it for King and Cuntry