• Brem@lemmy.world
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    Thicc booty thrives on metal or simply is indifferent to it?

    Does dat badonkadonk have a preference?

    More & this at midnight, on: “Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House”

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        Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House

        *S00E001

        Chapter 0.01: Clap Clap, mofo*

        Metal Mario stood drooling chrome ooze at the site of Metal Clap standing in the collapsing trap house. Even the words sounded nice in his metal brain…

        “Collapsing Trap House”, he said aloud.

        Indeed, the words rolled off his tongue like mercury off of other metal.

        Suddenly, the trap house rumbled a bit. Like Metal Mario’s tongue whilst saying Collapsing Trap House.

        Metal Clap didn’t budge an inch. She just stood there twerking to Ludacris with a weird turtle barking at her.

        Not only was it distracting Metal Mario from his ChromeBoner… but Metal Mario also had a deep hatred for turts. He crushed them, much like he wished to crush dat ass.

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    THIS MACHINE WILL KILL YOU AND WHILE IT KILLS YOU IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME

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        17 days ago

        cars have safety features.

        The only standard safety feature on a lathe is maybe a foot brake.

        I think some production shops have some real deadman interlocks installed, but those are options.

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    17 days ago

    "DO NOT TOUCH

    NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU

    IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING"