🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1761arrow-down126
arrow-up1735arrow-down1imageAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down23·2 days agoYeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago. Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoShut up Elon, we know it is you
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoLook, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon. Fuck. My life sucks.
Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.
Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
Shut up Elon, we know it is you
Look, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon.
Fuck. My life sucks.