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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 days agoCop pulls you over on a bicycle: “Drivers License and registration please” “I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.” “Right you are sir, have a nice day!” Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
minus-squareunderwire212@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days agoHave you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoYou can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThey can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.
minus-squaredarcranium123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·2 days agoBc they are fat asses
minus-squareYash2120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI’m still confused how they didn’t argue
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoWhy didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
minus-squareglitchdx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?
Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
“Drivers License and registration please”
“I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.”
“Right you are sir, have a nice day!”
Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
You can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
They can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.
Bc they are fat asses
I’m still confused how they didn’t argue
Why didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
I’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?