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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

Rules are stored in the balls

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Rules are stored in the balls

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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    Hot

  • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    Can balls get pregante?

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    That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.

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      Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies

      Conservatives want to go after your ball torture

  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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    This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      My cousin knows a guy who didn’t pee for a week and his balls exploded

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      a P section

      • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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        I didn’t know it was spelled pballs.

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    Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    and that is how babby R formed.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Gestation is out, guystation is in.

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      Surely you gest!

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      Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let’s make some progress

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    That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

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      The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

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        That’s what the scrotum is for, idiot!

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          Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

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            Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying “pew! pew!”-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with “existence precedes essence”. The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

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      Don’t feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn’t for everyone. I guess I’ll just have to take another one for science.

      A thank you would be nice.

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    I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump

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      That was your fault for being on the Internet in the first place.

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      Gonna regret finally asking this question I’ve been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just… Be gentle with me when you answer.

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        A lady with a dingdong.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.

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      I’m just over here wanting someone to IVF a Chihuahua-St. Bernard mix. It SHOULD work, which means there is no reason not to do it.

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