• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    9 hours ago

    Don’t believe this shit!
    What they don’t tell you:
    - the erection works on female genitalia only
    - you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back
    - you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre

    Think before you moss!