great, now they’ll use the petition to train AI, too

Oh boy, a whole thousand people!

Meta had nearly 78,000 employees in March 2026 according to Wikipedia. It’s gone down a bit since then, but not enough for 1,000 to make a dent.

There is nothing sadder than that many soulless people still working for Meta. It’s so telling.

Now 1.28% of you care? Stop the presses!

Now AIs will learn to sign petitions.

Some of them must have physical access to leadership. Just lock the doors.