***(Live feed of Jimmy Carter’s funeral)
Good morning. Thousands of mourners and living former US presidents will gather at Washington’s national cathedral today for the state funeral of Jimmy Carter, the 39th president.
Joe Biden will deliver the eulogy for his fellow Democrat, with Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Barack Obama and president-elect Donald Trump expected to join about 3,000 mourners at the service. Thursday has been designated a day of national mourning, with federal offices closed.
Can you imagine the solemn farce that will be trump’s funeral? We are going to be forced to endure all the pomp and circumstance that a normal leader gets. Media drones are going to speak in hushed respectful tones about the clown. There will be commentators spinning a fiction about the merit of his “maverick” ways. We are going to be expected to heal, and unite, and respect the fool and his mournful idiot fans. It’s going to be such nauseating bullshit.
Nah, there will be a celebration on the streets outside the venue.
One would think, but Nixon got all the same stuff that Carter is getting now. People forget what a piece of shit someone was when they die.
You never know, if things get bad enough his funeral might just be hanging around an Exxon station like that one dude Benito.
I need to find some ewoks and storm trooper helmets to be ready for Trump’s funeral.