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minus-squarecatloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·7 days agoWhat would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up49·7 days agoGet trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·7 days ago“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.” “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?” “Deez nuts.” Phone hangs up
minus-squaredoctorskull@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 days agoTomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
minus-squareCorngood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-27 days agoAnyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs. I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to: https://tips.fbi.gov/
What would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”
“Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”
“Deez nuts.”
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
Anyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs.
I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to:
https://tips.fbi.gov/