TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year ago“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
minus-squareawwwyissss@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoAnd you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
minus-squareSadTrain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?