Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

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Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to satire@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

ROCKLAND, DE—Local resident Heather Telford’s entire Friday was ruined by a set of uncooperative bangs that refused to set correctly, the 26-year-old benefits coordinator told reporters.

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