In what app?
I have to tip when I order like I’m a psychic about the level of service I’m going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.
Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.
This would work over here. I can’t talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!
Only like sixteen felonies this year
“THE ORIGIN OF THE FAMILY, PRIVATE PROPERTY, AND THE FRONT DOOR STEPS”
am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip
Flip flop for the tip top.
And paint your nails
That’s the way!
Penguin Classic: Happy Feet
imagine paying for free feet pics
There’s petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life
Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.
I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don’t even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive
Because we all know that horny is the most rational of all states of humanity
Now you have to get your butt pictures in there
And your d*ck pics
The top left picture is like: “gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too.”
Wut
