In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
That’s so smart and insightful of you! You’re so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It’ll totally win them the election this time!
I hope they fired those consultants.
What am I saying. They’re still taking advice from the people on Hillary’s campaign!
that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.