The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoThe penguin propperstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1610arrow-down125
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minus-squarewhitepawn@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down2·1 year agoLast time I was at a zoo was Milwaukee. The penguin house was the most foul smelling thing I’d ever inhaled, outside of human gangrene. I feel bad for that kid. Whatever he’s being paid, it’s not enough.
minus-squarePrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoForever ago I had The Sims 2 or 3 or some shit and there were mods you could download. One person made a pet penguin. And it would just shit everywhere and the Sims would be mad because everything was always dirty. That convinced me that penguins are probably not the best pets.
minus-squareNeil@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·1 year agoI shit everywhere all day and my BDSM master is perfectly happy with having me as a pet. Sounds like you’re just judgy.
minus-squarePrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThe penguin and I did not come to this agreement beforehand.
minus-squarethepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoPeacocks are also horrible disgusting birds.
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minus-squareSolNine@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIs it worse than pig farms? You can smell them miles away depending on the wind direction, and being inside the building with stalls of piglets still haunts me lol.
Last time I was at a zoo was Milwaukee. The penguin house was the most foul smelling thing I’d ever inhaled, outside of human gangrene.
I feel bad for that kid. Whatever he’s being paid, it’s not enough.
Forever ago I had The Sims 2 or 3 or some shit and there were mods you could download.
One person made a pet penguin. And it would just shit everywhere and the Sims would be mad because everything was always dirty.
That convinced me that penguins are probably not the best pets.
I shit everywhere all day and my BDSM master is perfectly happy with having me as a pet. Sounds like you’re just judgy.
The penguin and I did not come to this agreement beforehand.
Peacocks are also horrible disgusting birds.
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Is it worse than pig farms? You can smell them miles away depending on the wind direction, and being inside the building with stalls of piglets still haunts me lol.