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minus-squareCaptainSkipper@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up53·20 days ago live in Florida they’re free
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 days agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 days agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 days agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-219 days ago ??? Profit. Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?