Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAre YOU having an emergency?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down15
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minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 month agoDear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… No, that’s too formal. Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoI’ll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…
No, that’s too formal.
Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
I’ll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.