• Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    2·
    11 months ago

    What I wouldn’t give to walk into a store and say to the cashier “Hey, can I get a taste of Uranus?” And then we’re both snickering about it.

    The problem arises when people reply and up the ante. I just blush so quickly 😮‍💨 I have no game and I’m the most transparently thirsty bitch ever made.

    • Kryten@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      11 months ago

      I’ve been there. The cashiers try to out do each other with Uranus puns!