TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoScumbag Universei.imgur.comimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down114
arrow-up1587arrow-down1imageScumbag Universei.imgur.comTehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-22 months ago Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoYo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoYo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter
Yo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.
Yo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter
First two is actually compliments