My PC got a deferment.
For now!
This is kind of cute…
:3
There’s a pipe bomb stuck in my computer, what do I do?
Duck and cover!
Hang on, let me ask my Mobilek…
My NeXT computer
lel
Thank you for radicalising my pc.
I want to state before the jury that my pc has declared independence from myself and that i can no longer be held accountable for any terrorist activity it may be evolved in!
spoiler
user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Born to
kill -9Died for
kill -SEGVYou write “ Born to
kill -9” on your helmet and you wear a EFF button.What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Is that you John Wayland?
Bourne [shell] to
kill -9
Why my playing character???
Now that’s an upgrade!
My current pc: running a propaganda campaign
My next pc: running logistics to make sure the resistance is fed, clothed, and armed.
“If you tolerate this your computers will be next”










