return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sourcesabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1345arrow-down12cross-posted to: stupidpol@sh.itjust.worksluigimangione@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1343arrow-down1external-linkMan allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sourcesabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square35linkfedilinkcross-posted to: stupidpol@sh.itjust.worksluigimangione@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squarefinalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89·1 month ago Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint. I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
minus-squarelemmylommy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month agoGotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
minus-squareWilco@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoNo. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month agothe horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoIt’s probably just because he’s Italian
minus-squarekn33@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThe person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations
minus-squarelagoon8622@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.
minus-squaremissingno@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoIt’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
minus-squarefinalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!
minus-squareBosht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThe fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.
I need to know what the pizza cutter was for
Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.
No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.
the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.
The horrors are beyond imaginary.
It’s probably just because he’s Italian
The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations
I’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes
I’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.
That’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.
It’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.
I was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!
After breakout snack
The fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.