The campaigns are reportedly sparring over microphone rules ahead of the first debate, with the former president's team reportedly requesting muted mics.
Put a large picture of Trump’s mug shot on the podium and have Mark Hamill off camera read relevant quotes from Trump speeches and rallies in the Joker’s voice.
Maybe it’s just naivety, but I still hope for a world where people hear him speak, he gets appropriately ridiculed for the bullshit he says, and people stop trying to follow him. If there’s any shred of a chance that that’s still possible, I think it’d be better that he shows.
I really want it to continue in debate format, but just pan to an empty podium and 2 minutes of dead air after every Trump question
How about panning to an empty chair with a giant Project 2025 book propped up in it?
Oh God, no you let somebody open the 2025 book and read from it. And you allow the other person to ask any question they want.
Or Alex Baldwin doing his Trump impression, but saying stuff Trump has actually said.
Put a large picture of Trump’s mug shot on the podium and have Mark Hamill off camera read relevant quotes from Trump speeches and rallies in the Joker’s voice.
even that would be better than the shit that falls out of his face sphincter
For various definitions of “better”
any time, any scenario where I hear a dead mic instead of trump’s bloviating fuckface spewing lie after obvious lie, is better.
there’s a galaxy of definitions, and they’re all better.
Maybe it’s just naivety, but I still hope for a world where people hear him speak, he gets appropriately ridiculed for the bullshit he says, and people stop trying to follow him. If there’s any shred of a chance that that’s still possible, I think it’d be better that he shows.