Terminal velocity poodle to the head is a pretty metal way to go.
Terminal Velocity Poodle is an amazing band name
holy Rube Goldberg machine of deaths
This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.
First thing on my feed.
Guess that’s enough internet for today.
Nah, bro, we just getting started!
Return of the Obra Dinn deaths be like:
That puts CachyOS in a whole new light
“From the grave” x4
Seems like a hit that combined “make it look like an accident” with “leave no witnesses”
well… this beats the 300% death rate operation.
Was Final Destination inspired by this?
this is some loony toons level shit
standard poodles are large dogs surprisingly, even under all that hair. this also like that black bear that dropped on a hunter and killing him under the tree, drop bears are real.
You linked the wrong century.
What’s a few years between friends
I guess cachy wasn’t very catchy.
(I’ll see myself out)
Reminds me of the surgery that had a 300% mortality rate.
Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.
This sounds like a training exercise for the supernatural force that will eventually take over for Final-Destination-style deaths
