• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The best part is that it really is kind of thing he might be into. It means that any attempt to deny it either makes him look much worse, or much more guilty.

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      3 months ago

      Do you think anyone out there is trying it, American Pie-like? With a greasy rubber glove stuck to their junk?

      Because that would be pretty great, too.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Horny teenagers probably did it within minutes.

        Hell.

        Vance probably tried it after a day or two. Probably the first time he hasn’t had any complaints after.