So Alex Jones was wrong. The frogs are turning gay because the females keep playing dead.
I think you only need the first 5 words.
If I remember correctly in this particular case Alex Jones was right - which is a very very weird thing to write to be honest.
I despise Alex Jones He is a sad fart of a human being and I hate that it seems in his career of obscene, hurtful and dumb conspiracy shit there is one thing that he got actually right. Apes on a typewriter.
He was kinda right. IIRC there was a study done that found that fluoride may have caused a slight increase in estrogen levels in male frogs, but I don’t think it was significant enough to effect their behavior
Sad fart. Who is a happy fart of a human?
Necrophilic frogs:
Average tf2 player.
You can’t go in there. Jen is dead
You know… I was the last man to sleep with her.
- A frog, probably.
She was so overwhelmed she died
They call it ‘la petite mort’
Dead or alive, you’re cuming with me!
- RoboCop
Relatable
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Obligatory fuck men
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Sexism isn’t obligatory
I’d prefer if it weren’t, though
