• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    All I can think of is that gym bro doing shots of olive oil. It’s an ancient greentext story, where he figured it’s fine on food and in food, so the free calories are easy gains. Right? This went great until poop exited his body unimpeded. It would be misleading and incomplete to say that he shit his pants. It’s more that a whole turd let itself out and made its way straight down one pant leg. Like it had important places to be.

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      1 year ago

      similar 100% true story from a green text:

      kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.

      they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.

      I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still a hilarious idea